Walt
💬 Text him anything. He always answers.

Know before
you owe.

Walt's the guy you text when something breaks, sounds off, or a contractor hands you a quote that doesn't sit right. He knows your housebecause you told him about it, and he tells you the truth because he's got nothing to sell you.

Set up your homeWho's Walt?
What people are actually dealing with
“Is $4,200 a fair price, or am I getting played?”Estimate review
“Water's coming from under the sink — what do I shut off?!”Emergency triage
“Is this furnace noise normal, or a problem?”Diagnostics
“Nobody calls me back. I don't know who to trust.”Why Walt exists
Meet Walt
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Not an app. Not a hold queue. Not a stranger reading from a script.

Walt knows what he knows the way anyone worth trusting does: by doing the work. Behind him is a licensed construction supervisor, a landlord who maintains rental properties he can't visit every day, a corporate facilities manager who keeps large buildings running, a hobby farmer, and a father. Someone who's been on every side of a repair, from swinging the hammer to signing the check to catching the contractor padding the bill.

That's the experience Walt carries into every text. Save his number like you'd save your plumber's, except Walt always answers. Send a photo of the leak, the panel, or the quote a contractor handed you, and Walt answers based on your specific home: your furnace, your water heater, your panel, your roof.

He won't show up with a toolbox. He's not selling you a service call. He's the second opinion you get before you spend a dime.

A quick, honest word on how Walt works
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Artificial intelligence is powerful, but let's be honest. It's also overwhelming, always changing, and not exactly built for the way most people actually live. So we did something different. We took decades of real, hands-on home experience and taught it to Walt, then put him somewhere everyone from 10 to 90 already knows how to reach: a text message.

No app to download. No calendar to keep up with. No fad you'll forget about in a month. Just your neighborhood home maintenance expert, one text away.

Yes, Walt is AI. That's what lets one guy be there for you at 2pm on a Tuesday and 11pm during a leak, all at once. But the knowledge is real, the judgment is grounded in the trades, and Walt will always tell you straight, including when a job is bigger than a text and it's time to bring in a licensed pro.

Before you sign

Send Walt the quote first

Text or email a photo of the estimate: paper, PDF, or just type out what they told you. Walt reads it back to you: what's actually included, what's missing, whether the scope makes sense for the job, and anything that looks off. Then he hands you the questions to bring back to the contractor, so you're not the only one at the table without answers. Walt takes no referral fees and sends nobody to your house, so he's got no reason to tell you anything but straight.

When something's wrong

Text him at 11pm

Water coming from under the sink, a furnace making a noise it didn't make last week, something you'd rather not Google. Send a photo. Walt tells you whether it's a DIY fix, a keep-an-eye-on-it, or a shut-it-off-and-call-someone-now, based on your furnace and your panel, not a generic answer.

Before it breaks

Walt keeps track

Filter changes, gutter cleanings, water heater flushes, scheduled around the equipment you actually own, not a generic checklist. A text before it's due, with a quick how-to if you want to handle it yourself.

How it works
1

Tell Walt about your house

A short walkthrough, or skip it entirely and have someone come do it for you.

2

Save his number

One contact. No login, no app to remember you have.

3

Text him whenever

2pm on a Tuesday or 11pm during a leak, Walt's there. For longer answers, he'll email you the full writeup.

What it costs
$12/month

Or $120 a year. Setting up your home is free. You only subscribe when you want Walt to start answering.

Estimate reviews, late-night triage, and maintenance reminders are all included. No add-ons, no referral fees, no upsells.

Set up your home

Twelve dollars. Here's how fast that pays for itself.

A reminder

Change the air filter

A clogged filter can freeze up your AC coil. Now you're paying a tech to thaw it, hunt for leaks, and repair whatever the ice damaged. Walt's two-minute nudge heads off a service call that runs well past a year of subscription.

The quote

Catch what's not included

A project balloons into three change orders because the exclusions slipped past you. Walt reads the scope back before you sign and flags what's missing, so “not included” doesn't turn into a surprise invoice.

A reminder

Shut off the outdoor spigots

One text before the first hard freeze. Skip it and a hose bib can burst behind the wall in the middle of a snowstorm, flooding the room and costing thousands to dry out and rebuild.

Just ask

Do it yourself, done right

Plenty of small fixes you can handle on your own with clear, step-by-step directions from Walt. No service minimum, no waiting on a callback, no charge for the visit.

The savings pile up from there.

Not ready yet?

Leave your email and we'll keep you posted as Walt rolls out to more towns and adds new tricks.

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